As we walked, my gallant
gentleman began to speak of himself. Apparently, I pass some confidence to
him. There was something fraternal
about the way he behaved. He was not interested in me the way men tend to be
interested. He looked like an older brother accompanying his sister on the way
home after a party. I wondered what he would say if he knew that I have many
times his age. This whole fuck was
already becoming embarrassing. and it could be bad for my reputation if I had
one.
— Tonight my girl put an end to
our relationship. She kicked me in the butt, without even saying why. Wow! I
did not know it hurts so much.
— Really? What happened to you?
I ask, barely containing the anger inside me.
— Tonight my girl put an end to
our relationship. She kicked me in the butt, without even saying why. Wow! I
did not know it hurts so much.
More this now! With so many
lonely men lost in the night, I found a goofy man who was despised. Definitely,
it almost made me lose my appetite, but if he starts to cry, I'll kill him
anyway!
— Have you never been scorned
before?
— Not that I remember.
— Better late than never. — I
say, already annoyed. — You may not realize it now, but this experience will do
you good.
— You think that's good?
— Yes. Think of the
possibilities that open up. In the women, you're still going to meet.
— It's a way of seeing things. —
He replied with a shrug. — But I still wish it had not happened.
— After all, what's so special
about her?
— All! — He spoke with a sigh.
I should have kept quiet and
maybe the conversation was over. I should, but I make the second mistake of the
night.
— Can be more specific?
— Everything about her enchants
me! Her sweet smile, her loving gaze to me, her beautiful mouth. She's just
perfect! I think I've dreamed of her all my life, but unfortunately, I lost her
love.
— This woman must be a
phenomenon. — I replied, barely
containing disdain.
I had no affectionate memories
of the time that was mortal. I do not think I was ever loved that way. The
first time I had sex I've been raped, but I do not think this can be considered
love, especially after I killed the bastard. From then on, I began to take the
initiative. I almost envy the woman loved by this goofy, but she was getting
nauseous.
Though I was starving, I
thought of getting rid of him, when we were approached by The Three Stooges.
Suddenly the night was very lively.
— You seem to be right. This is
a dangerous place. — I whispered.
— Stay behind me. — Answered my
gallant gentleman, gentleman, with a voice reminiscent of John Wayne in his
best days.
I did not move, of course.
There were only three guys and they would not make me sweat, although they were
armed with knives. The trio was formed by a fat of medium height, a skinny lad with an effeminate way and a
tall, stout man with a cruel expression on his face. The kind of expression I
knew well. It indicated that the man was full of bad intentions, my favorite on
the menu.
The night had everything to
continue annoying, but behold that suddenly I was before Moe, Larry, and Curly.
The three stooges surrounded us with their knives. At least they had no guns.
This could complicate things at close range and I did not want my dress to be
spoiled by bullet holes.
— Wow! What do we have here? A couple of lovebirds on a dark night. —
Said the fat man, who looked like the leader.
— Leave us alone! — shouted my
fearless defender, putting himself between me and the trio of miscreants.
I almost feel sorry for him
when the big man takes a step forward and hits him with a punch on the chin. It
was just a blow, but he fell apart. That was the best thing that could have
happened to him. That way he would not see his occasional lady turn into a
toothbrush and sharp claws. There are times when I love being what I am. This
is one of them, but I'm still quiet and pretend to be scared. I like an
anticlimax.
— I want the woman. — said the
big man, who had Larry's face and was full of testosterone. Did I mention that
I love it? Another thing I like to do is give names to the guys I'm going to
kill. I know this is a bad habit because it makes the whole thing very
personal, but I can not avoid doing this. By the way, I had not yet thought of
a name for my sleeping Don Quixote. I think it might be that one. Matches with
it
— I want her, too. Said the
skinny man, at a certain moment. In my mind, I named him Curly, although it
does not look like any of the three stooges It looked more like Stan Laurel,
this one was part of a pair and not a trio.
— For what? You do not even
like women. Larry snapped back sarcastically.
— I just want her dress.
I think I'm going to kill the
skinny one first. He will not put his dirty hands on my Versace dress.
— First business. — The fat Moe
said impatiently. — After that, you can have fun.
That being said, he examines my
unfortunate and unconscious companion, until you find your wallet.
— It is not much here. — Moe said after he counts the money.
— Get her purse!
The lanky comes forward and
tries to pull my bag. It's not a Prada, but it's my favorite and I'm pulling it
for me. Curly comes along with the purse.
— What is it? He exclaims in
surprise. — Bitch!
How kind! It was the last thing
I said before I plucked out your heart and show it to others, pulsing in my
hand. Curly could still see him before he goes into shock and dies.
— What the fuck is that? Moe
asks, his eyes wide.
Moe and Larry advance to me at
the same time, both displaying their knives. How much Valentia! I reach Moe
first. It was easy for me to dodge your lunge. To me, humans move like they're
in slow motion. I love it! It gives me time to decide on the most efficient way
to kill, or just play with the prey. It was easy to lift the fat Moe over my
head. He finally notices his precarious situation. He struggles and squeaks
like a pig until I smash his skull against a lamppost.
The burly Larry proves to be a
smart guy, after all. Seeing what I did with Moe, he backs off and tries to
turn to run away. Unfortunately for him, it's too late.
— So you want me? — I asked as I advanced. — Do you want me or
not?
— What kind of monster are you?
— A monster far worse than you.
— I answer.
Terrified, he finally turns
around and tries to run. This is the time when testosterone is over. Then the
great male gives up his prevailing pretensions and exudes fear through every
pore. This really is a delight.
— Leave me alone! — He still
shouts, when I reach his neck and forced him to turn to me.
— Look at me. — I say huskily.
— My God! — He screams
terrified of my appearance ... well ... of Vampire!
It always happens when I
transform and leave my human appearance. I suppose everything might be
terrifying for my victims, but what can I do? Being beautiful and glamorous all
the time makes me tired.
— No! Please ... — He squeals,
almost voiceless.
I draw his throat closer to me
and see his jugular pulsating. That's enough and I can not contain myself
anymore. It's time for my dinner, finally!
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